Welcome to my stop on the Vamps vs. Zombies Blog Hop
hosted by April @ My Shelf Confessions.
Up for Grabs is a $5 Amazon Giftcard and a Vampire or Zombie book of choice (up to $10). Since I'm #TeamZombie all the way I figured it'd be fun to list my reasons for why Zombies are clearly superior to Vampires.
|Early Warning System. If you hear a moan you have time to run away before they eat you.||Climb through the window while you're sleeping to suck blood. That's just rude!|
|Helpful in decreasing the surplus population. Sure their numbers might increase but it's the thought that counts.||Due to "secrecy" Vampires try very hard to not increase numbers. They'd rather suck and move on.|
More fun to kill! From traditional weapons to household supplies the possibilities for proper Zombie slayage are endless.
|Holy water, sunlight or stakes= yawn.|
|Zombies are equal opportunity hunters. They don't care if you're young, old, black or white. If you have a heartbeat they'll pretty much be down for eating you.||Vampires are picky eaters. Sure they all like blood but who it comes from is another story altogether. That's right people, Vampires discriminate.|
|Versatility! Zombies don't feel pain, can move about during the day and will still chase you down if caught on fire.||Can't move outside during the day, still feel pain, fire kills them.|
|Strength in numbers. Zombie hordes are scary yo.||Vampires prefer to hunt alone. |
|Zombies aren't hot. They smell, have bits of flesh falling off them and are usually covered in blood and guts.||Ridiculously good looking, cold to the touch, like sex. Why is this an issue? Necrophilia. Many men and women are lured in by Vampires sexiness causing necrophilia cases around the country to rise in alarming numbers.|
Don't agree? Feel free to sound off in the comments below! Now onto the Giveaway!!
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